r/dmvfreaks

Hey everyone! 26 year old white male here in NE DC with an unexpectedly free evening ahead of me. I can’t host, but I’m looking to go out and would love to meet up with someone who shares some of my kinkier interests.

I’m a complete and total ass man: I love anything about anal play, and it’s been too long since I’ve had some anally-focused fun. I’m hoping to find a friendly, nasty woman who’d be interested in a bit of casual anal-based fun. Whether that’s me eating your ass, you eating mine, some toy play, or straight up anal sex: if you’re looking for some backdoor debauchery, I’m your man.

Totally happy with anyone over 18, I have no racial hangups, and I’m equally comfortable with trans, cis, and non-binary folks. Very open to couples as well - I’ve got lots of threesome experience and have been a Bull for a few cuck couples in the past as well. I’m also totally okay with folks who don’t have much/any anal experience - I can take things slow and help you explore.

Ideally I’d love to meet somewhere this evening for coffee or a drink, and if we hit it off, we head back to your place and blow off some steam. If that sounds nice, let me know! Happy to chat about details and share pictures in PMs.

Looking for a female switch, between 21-31, that would be interested in roleplaying secretary and boss, as well be interested in other rp situations. Other activities may include impact, sensation play, degrading, and exhibitionism.

Looking for someone who is no more than 40 miles from Silver Spring. Looking for consistent as well. Message me first as this will show A) you’re serious and B) a switch.

Only going to be here for 1 day. Honestly I would be down for a M4MF or even just watch. I can host. Hit me up.

25yr old DC black male looking for Females to Fuck or get to know we can meet in public safe place to get to know one another it's up to you Ladies and yea I'm Handsome so definitely worth it DM me,😎

Hi - I'm a normal, professional, well-adjusted, intelligent, funny WM with a 7 inch and thick BWC looking for regular passionate and amazing sex.

I have no race or body type preference, but I ask you be clean and drama free. I love getting deep and breast play, as well as paying attention to your entire body. I derive a lot of pleasure from pleasing you, so the more I can make you cum, the better. I'd also like to learn more about you and have a connection - it makes the sex so much hotter.

More about me: I'm 37, 6'1, HWP, 175, short dark hair, brownish hazel eyes, disease free, vaccinated and boosted, drug free. Recently divorced, so looking for casual fun but with a connection.

Let me know if this is something you'd be interested in and we can go from there. I am happy to exchange pics as well once we connect. Looking forward to hearing from you and learning more about who you are.

Hi There! Do you present as sweet during your everyday life, but crave being a slut without judgement? Do you want to be handled and touched in the ways you've been fantasizing about? Do you get turned on by being called a good girl? If you answered, "Yes, Daddy" to any of those questions, then we could be good play partners. I've got a very easy going personality. I am patient and like to flirt to get comfortable with each other. There is never any pressure from me to do anything you do not want to do. Everything I do is with consent, even if it's wanting to explore new things and test your limits. I've got my kinks which I won't list here, but I like taking control and telling you just what I like. I am more of a praise giver, but I also like dirty talk that can lean into slight degradation (nothing too awful). I'm not selfish, either. I genuinely love eating my partner out and don't tap out. I'm 5 ft 7 and 170 pounds. So yeah, a short king. Decent body with a thick dick. Great sense of humor. I'm a white guy. I am NOT into any weird race play, but I am VERY into black women and Asian women. I can host in a private, comfortable and clean apartment, too! If any of this caught your curiosity, I'd like to hear from you. I'm interested in hearing things that you already love or want to try. No photo posted here because I have a sensitive job, but I am happy to send some when I hear from you.

33 year old married couple( plus sized but open to all body types) in Maryland. We are 420 friendly and wifey is looking for a female friend as hubby won’t participate but might watch. Not in a rush and would prefer talking a little bit before making any plans. We have kids so we ask for patience. No guys!! Message me and I’ll share our couples account with photos and videos! Again No guys

Extremely clean safe sane discreet here seeking a local Openminded male or couple I can pleasure

I am an airline pilot and will be in town on a layover today, 4/11/25. 40/m here, 6'4", 210lbs, white, dark hair, light eyes. I am married, but would definitely be open to chatting and going from there. I'm sure we could have a good time! If you're interested I'd love to hear from you, trade some photos, and go from there!

Looking for an open minded female friend who is willing to pose erotically. DM me if you are interested

I live just east of DC in Maryland, and I work in Arlington. I enjoy the relaxing feeling of spending hours just suckling and the closeness and comfort it brings. I can host, but I’ll leave that up to your comfort level. I would also want to meet somewhere public first to see how we’d vibe.

Hi guys, to be up front I'm currently married, so not looking to change my status or yours. I'm just HL and not having my needs met in the bedroom.

I've been told by my wife that my dick is "too girthy" and too big for her, but this has been something all of my previous partners (and even she previously) enjoyed immensely, often hitting the g spot, and resulting in multiple wet and heavy orgasms.

I often miss those days and was just looking at rekindling a friendly physical connection with somebody as life passes me by. Open to all ages, races, etc. I travel for work on Tuesdays and Wednesdays so have those days free in the evenings.

I am 5', 9" 190 lbs, have a graduate degree, and regularly hit the gym 2/3 days a week. Love to relax, hit up coffee shops, try new restaurants , and listen to calm electronic music and jazz. Would really like a fwb in my life right now. Ddf and I would like you to be as well. Please hmu if you're interested and we can talk!

My ex- gf wasn’t much into her boobs being touched and it didn’t turn her on at all. Me on the other hand loves to do everything I can to them. This situation has left me craving for a busty sensuous woman who is so turned on by her breasts being played with that it almost makes her cum. If you’re one let’s chat and discuss all the naughty things I can do to your boobs 😍

30 [M4F] #DMV - connoisseur of cunnilingus Yes. Cringy title. Cringy, but true. I am the connoisseur of cunnilingus. The magister of muff diving. The arbiter of taste. The boss of bits. The killer of kitties. And the king of bean licking. My body type is like the mountain from GOT but the 5'11 version. I live alone in a luxury apartment building. I can host. Chat is open

30 [M4F] #DMV - connoisseur of cunnilingus Yes. Cringy title. Cringy, but true. I am the connoisseur of cunnilingus. The magister of muff diving. The arbiter of taste. The boss of bits. The killer of kitties. And the king of bean licking.

My body type is like the mountain from GOT but the 5'11 version.

I live alone in a luxury apartment building. I can host.

Chat is open

Looking for someone to have a close friendship with us this is new to us but we want ti try something new

Very straight but open to a cuck situation if necessary, or just down to watch. Trying to explore. I’m 18 years old (happy to show ID) 200lbs, athletic, and 6’4. Also hung

Hi, I’m new to this whole online thing but I want to give it a try. I’m a 21 year old black male in College Park, MD. To tell you a little about myself some of my hobbies are playing video games,reading, and I just got into music making so hopefully I’ll make some songs soon.

I don’t have much experience but I’m willing to learn as I go along. It doesn’t have to be a recurring thing it can just be a one time thing if that’s what you’re into.

Couples can reach out as well since that’s also something I’ve never done before. I’m down with most kinks but I’m not into scarring or human waste. I’ve always wanted to try being a sub and/or a dom, so hopefully that interests you. I can be a little shy and reserved at first, but I promise it’s nothing to do with you it’s just a safety thing for me.

I live with a roommate so hosting is possible but I’d rather avoid the drama. I’m fairly close to metro Green Line so I can meet anywhere covered by the DC metro or at most an hour away by car. Thanks for reading all that. Hopefully I hear from someone soon! Btw when u message please include age and a picture of yourself and I’ll do the same. I also have some NSFW pics on my profile if you’re curious

Sub leaning switch, recently moved to DC and can host. Looking to meet new people in and around DMV

6'2" 205. Average looking dude with a big thick cock. Check out the previous posts on my profile and see if any catch your eye. Looking for some no strings attached fun and open to FWB situations.

I'm available to travel or to host. Got my own place so no roommates to worry about. We can be as loud as you want 😉 I'd prefer to meet up first maybe over some drinks to see if we vibe and see if our expectations match. If you're interested, hit up my DMs and it would be nice to include a pic of yourself. At the risk of sounding completely shallow, if the physical attraction isn't there, I don't want to waste your time.

Not looking for Males or anyone sellling their OF profile unless you want to make a collaboration.

If you are not a massage therapist do not message me