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Incest Post Removal & Ban

Moderator removal of a post that was incest related.

This user is now banned.

I don't care if it was a fake or real story keep that shit to yourself.

New rule added.

ABSOLUTELY NO POSTS ABOUT INCEST!

Shit do I really need to spell this stuff out and say R**E related stuff is also a no??

Yes this is an adult related sub and we have kinks but jeez lets keep it decent folks.

/r/Masturbation Find A Jerk Off Buddy / Partner / Someone to chat to and masturbate with

As we're getting a huge influx of people that don't read the rules and post threads looking for buddies, soliciting messages or chats ultimately getting themselves banned, /r/masturbation mod-team have decided to run these daily posts where people can find others who are currently masturbating.

KEEP ALL CHAT/MESSAGE REQUESTS ON THIS THREAD ONLY. DO NOT POST ANY "DM ME" THREADS OR COMMENTS LIKE "MESSAGE ME" "CHATS OPEN" ON OTHER POSTS.

We kindly remind you that this subreddit is for +18's only. DO NOT INTERACT WITH MINORS. No sharing porn on this thread. Read our rules.

We recommend you post a comment with some basic info such as Age, Gender, what you're looking for, for example:

24 M4F Chat/Vids/Pics

36F for anyone wanting to masturbate together

M4F (Male for female)

F4F (Female for female)

M4A (Male for anything)

Etc...

F26 Too horny

Have you ever been so horny you don’t even have time to put out a towel? I got home from work and my husband is working nights so he was already gone. My pussy was already soaked so I stripped and got on my bed and started teasing my nipples while I felt the cum drip down my ass. Now my bed is soaked but I’m too gone to get up for a towel 😅

What my husband doesn’t know

The last two nights husband has ended up falling asleep on the couch, and I have ended up alone in bed scrolling naughty reddit and feeling oh so horny. He looked so good this weekend, working in the garage and getting things done, helping with the kids, having good convos where we work things out without arguing. I swear to goodness, as weird as it seems, those are the things that are the biggest turn ons. The timing hasn’t worked out for any fun together, but I don’t mind taking care of myself.

The first night I read dirty stories and watched guys jerking off until I couldn’t take it anymore. I rubbed against my fists and ground out two hard orgasms, one right after the other.

Last night I was feeling even more turned on, knowing that I would have some alone time on my day off this morning. I tried to just edge and watch porn, I was hoping to save my orgasm for today, but I ended up cumming, quick and hard against my fist again.

This morning, I could not wait to get back in bed and enjoy my first time alone in weeks. Everybody gone, I can watch my videos of guys stroking and cumming with the sound on and take my time.

I read stories and watched videos without touching until I could feel my pussy dripping inside my pj’s. When I finally slid my hand inside I was soaking wet. It felt so good to tease and play with myself all morning. I worked myself up thoroughly for over an hour and edged myself to a huge orgasm I needed so bad.

It’s not enough! I have things I need to do unfortunately. But all I want to do is stay in bed and keep touching myself.

I wish I could stay here all afternoon in the quiet, pleasuring myself, and greet husband when he gets home sprawled naked in the bed, wet pussy ready to be used after hours of cumming all day.

I came in the shower just from grinding my hips against the wall

I didn’t even mean to. I was letting the hot water run down my back, just enjoying the heat, when I pressed my hand to the wall to stretch—and realized how good it felt to lean into it. I started moving my hips, slow at first, rocking against the smooth tile while the steam made everything feel more intense. I wasn’t even touching myself directly, just grinding in lazy, desperate circles until my clit throbbed. I imagined someone behind me, whispering filthy things, watching me fall apart while they just held me there and made me take it. I came hard—hips jerking, legs trembling, moaning into the water while my whole body pulsed from it. And I stayed like that, forehead against the wall, still twitching, soaking wet in every possible way.

Just the sound of masturbation turns me on SO much? Anyone else?

The noise of someone masturbating is so hot. Whether it’s a gal fingering or a guy pumping. Those sounds. 🥵 I need some ASMR porn of just that.

For guys, just dry pumping produces the obvious sounds with the fist hitting skin. Add some lube or pre and it’s this beautiful sloppy, wet & squelchy noise that fills the room. Getting louder and faster.

Always fantasised about overhearing it. Hearing a nearby friend going at it at a sleepover, or the dorm room at church camp. The sounds you’d 100% recognise for what they are. That rhythm under the covers, then them being thrown off, and hearing that slick fapping.

Anyone get it?

I've been edging and can't hold it back anymore

It's been 2 hours and my significant other could walk through the door any minute and catch me if she does she might make me be naughty 🥵 I'm can't stop stroking and am going to cum

Do you masturbate as a hobby?

I am a pro pilot and have a lot of time off. I have many interests to keep me busy but I find myself spending a couple of hours a day (when I can) surfing porn and masturbating to pass the time,

skipping class to masturbate (f20)

opened reddit and immediately felt my clit throb and i already know i won’t be able to stop before class starts

Anyone find it hard to masturbate in the shower?

Im in my early 20’s and while it’s nice and steamy, for some reason I have to masturbate really really hard to orgasm in the shower. I sometimes have to do it so hard and fast that I get light headed. Has anyone experienced this?

Woke up rock hard. Wife next to me deep breathing/sleeping. Slowly stroked my cock, tickled my balls, squeezing the head, stroking and came all over my stomach.

Done this a few times before. Is this something others have done? Men? Women?

Install Reddit

  • Open r/masturbation
  • Get naked
  • Jerk off while browsing the sub and posting/commenting
  • Cum
  • Uninstall Reddit
  • Repeat

Sneaky session!

Sometimes having a sneaky wank session is needed and can be quite fun too! The riskiness of it all hahaha

Any other dads at it?

Irls

Anyone prefer stroking to irls rather than porn? Love the idea of seeing someone in public i know from reddit, knowing what they look like nude

Post-nut clarity

Ever think about how messed up it really is? Why is it even a thing?

You get so high approaching orgasm, you feel so good and then you cum and everything crashes back down. I know that's kind of the point, your brain is so flooded that ultimately when you cum, it all drops back to normal levels but I don't really understand why there is a biological reason for it.

I always go through the same cycle: get really horny, have a good session, cum and then I wonder for a couple minutes why I got so worked up/horny, then stop feeling like that after a couple more minutes and inevitably repeat the cycle in the next day or so.

I love mutual masturbtion

I love watching women masturbate. I wish I had friends that I could watch play with their favorite toys while I stroke myself, maybe even touch each other a bit. That would send me over the edge in no time

Shea butter

A few days ago I bought a tub of shea butter body balm for my tattoos and ashy skin. It is the kind that is solid until it gets on your skin. I have to use my thumbnail to scrape up a bit to use. Last night, after putting some on my tattoos, I wondered to myself what it would feel like to masturbate with it.

I scooped out a fairly large chunk, and spread it on my cock. It felt strange at first. It is at the same time slippery and viscous. It is silky smooth and let me stroke my cock easily, but it still provided some delicious friction. I came incredibly hard after a few minutes of stroking.

It was somewhat like using Vaseline, but with none of the clean up. By the time I was done it just soaked into my skin. Now my cock feels even softer than normal, and I can’t wait to do it again.

The feeling of cumshots on my face

M29 here. Hetero flexible. It’s not something I do every time I jerk off but when I am very very horny I try to bring my face as close as possible to my cock to then explode onto my face. The feeling of warm cum blasting my face is just amazing.

I discovered it by mistake once as I usually shoot quite big and fairly long loads, hit my face and I got that shiver of pleasure. I like the smell of it, the taste, the texture.

Now I fully understand cum sluts, I suggest it to everyone to be fair. I would never thought I could like it in the first place. Also suggest cum kissing / cleaning your partner, unbelievable.

Tell me you’re experience with cumshots if you like

Masturbating again...

My routine is pretty set. I get horny, have a session, ejaculate and then a few days later I repeat the cycle. I often think "wow, I can't get that horny again" but then I inevitably do. I'm here leaking pre-cum again knowing that there's no turning back now.

Also that urge is so overwhelming at times, makes me want to just grab my dick and jerk it really hard right now. Crazy how the body works. Hope there are a lot of orgasms and ejaculations on here tonight!

What are you getting off to?

Going to look for an erotic podcast. Hopefully a good story that will make me hard. It will turn me on, and I will stroke my dick and blow a load. How many ladies are playing with their pussies right now? Are you using any toys?
I fantasize that I am masturbating while being surrounded by women who are also masturbating. Some with toys and some with their fingers. I wouldn’t last long.

Some days I can’t stop stroking

Just feels like my body keeps making cum that I have to release. It’s already been 3 times since I woke up today and I feel like I need to cum again. My cock is not even getting tired, just constantly throbbing at the thought of bursting out. I love posting nudes that I’ll delete later while I’m in this mood too, it just feels free lol. We love days like this. Anyone else having a great day?

Women of age

I love watching more mature moments masturbate, it's the best thing to get off too. Nothing gets me harder and more turned on. Bonus for horny married women, something about it!

romancing myself tonight

wine, chocolate covered strawberries, & nice music to get me in the mood for my nighttime session 🩷 hoping it’s a long one 🤭

I humped the edge of the bathtub and came so hard I almost slipped

I didn’t plan to go that far. I was just lying in bed, a little worked up, grinding gently against the corner of my pillow like I’ve done a hundred times before. Just enough pressure to get warm. Just enough to tease. I wasn’t even touching myself—just rocking my hips slowly, imagining someone holding me down, whispering filthy things, telling me I wasn’t allowed to cum yet. I kept getting closer, soaking through the fabric, thighs squeezing tighter as my breath got faster. But I wouldn’t let myself finish. Not yet. I slowed down, then started again. Over and over. Until my whole body was shaking. When I finally let go, I came so hard I bit into the pillow just to muffle it—and I could feel it. Wetness everywhere. I flipped it over and… yeah. Totally ruined. And I’m probably going to do it again tonight.

what’s in your spank bank?

i have a huge collection of porn, nudes, irls, and celebrities. i just love knowing they’re there if i need to milk my cock. i have one of those hidden photo/video apps as well as a couple good drives full of stuff.

What’s the most pleasurable way a guy can have an orgasm

18m. My orgasms are dull and don’t feel that good, what is the most pleasurable way a guy can have an orgasm? So I can try that and see if it works

Finally cumming after 2 weeks — how do you guys make it count?

Haven’t busted in 2 weeks… what would you do in my place?

Hey bros, 22m here, been super busy lately and haven’t gotten off in over two weeks. The wait is finally over tonight, and I want to make it count.

Curious to hear what your go-to rituals are for a solid solo session after a long break. Any favorite routines, setups, or materials you always come back to? I’m looking for some inspiration and maybe a new angle I haven’t tried yet. Drop your faves!