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This is the heaviest announcement I've ever personally had to make, we lost such a genuine, kind, loving soul in our community. Mike, all you ever wanted to do was help everyone battling the same demons we all do and focused on supporting everyone and anyone. You've contributed and built such welcoming and supportive communities with nothing but the purest intentions. Becoming close to you over the last few years was something I will forever cherish, i'm having such a hard time writing this i'm literally sobbing. I wish I could have done so many things differently, but most of all, I wish that while you were selflessly saving everyone else, we could have saved you. I would give anything for this not to be real.

We love you so much Mike, we're going to make that podcast happen in your name. Just the way you wanted it. 💜

If love could have saved you, you would have lived forever.

Gone but never forgotten, u/spidermike95 ♾️💔🕷️🕸️🖤🪽

I used to take adderall and other amphetamines to study. Academically these work quite well but I tend to my other hobby under the influence of meth. You see it helps me truly study, appreciate and understand. I can be lightning focused on his groin. I hold it firm in my hands and explore every millimeter. There isnt anything sexual here I am a straight man.

I use my mouth and tongue to feel over it all this way i get a good sense of taste and appearance because I use my tongue to measure and i allow finishing becsuse it is nutritious and also improves your mood which I chase with another hit from the meth pipe. Because I am a straight man I invite women over to watch me.

Though many of the men I study do stand out I believe that all of them are extraordinarily beautiful and one man I recall had the most extraordinary mouth feel

Just snorted my first line.. For me it was way better than smoking .. I been smoking, some days not much and every 2 or 3 day alot for 1 month. When smoking it I couldn't get high in the end. At the start it was fabulous. Then it would just keep me awake. Didn't even get horny. Tonight I thought fuck it, crushed it and snort away. I would believe there is no waist and I can get a lot in one hit. Smoking, not sure how much I waist but I assume alot. Just blows out into the atmosphere. I know I should have had a few days to off. But I am an addict. If I have the bags I will use even if it just a couple of tokes. I want that feeling from the first few times This is my second last day on the shit. Got about 1 point left then back to NA. Start my clean time again. I have had 10 years and 5 years clean

chasethatfeeling

So fellow degenerates, recently, I made a post in the Sub about how I was having a really bad physical withdrawal like suspiciously bad.

I had been out using every day all day, high doses, while also on the streets, and when I ran out for the last time and decided I was going to detox myself using weed I started getting really bad nausea and vomiting and diarrhea at the same time, so I figured it mighttt be detox? Or at least food poisoned worsened by withdrawals

I knew my stuff wasn’t getting cut, because of how the high felt, but I also knew that the withdrawal was not normal.

The first emergency room pretty much laughed in my face and told me to just go home and suck it up .

The second emergency room did some bloodwork set. Everything looked fine gave me some men sent me home, told me to rest up.

When the nonstop, diarrhea and stomach cramping was still going after three weeks no meth, I went to my third emergency room

At this point my dad is freaking the fuck out and wants to get as many test done as possible. Guess what I fucking flag positive for HIV.

So now I’m chilling in the hospital waiting for more updates and it kind of sucks . Please practice safe sex out there and safe drug use if you use needles. I’m now 18 with HIV, because I wanted to recklessly use meth and exchange my body for drugs. don’t be like me. I’m gonna be checking into a sober living soon. I’m honestly pretty excited about it. I don’t really want to stop smoking pot but it’ll be fine for a while and it’s what’s needed for now. Peace out y’all.

i boofed a decent size piece of meth and i love it, doesn't hurt like snorting does and hits u fast as fuck.

I drink water probably not enough as I should some days but there's gotta be a way that I can normalize it without losing weight any ideas? Don't like the face sinking in my girl don't know I do it now she knows I was on em for 5 1/2 + years and quit. It's shitty to hide it from her but me as a person I'm good I work don't steal and make it by. Any ideas ?

I moved to a small town to open a store to display all the cool stuff meth has made me compulsively collect. 6 months in, I'm not even close to opening the store. The blight guy was here today to complain about the stuff we leave laying around the yard. the cops know my name, my husband has put on a few shows for the gas station next door. The clerk there loves to gossip, says the town is dying to see what we are doing in here. I'm thinking I should stop attempting to create a beautiful retail establishment, and I should just toss it all in there haphazardly and call it Methanys Hoard. I'm thinking if I set out the price gun and a broom, the board meth heads in the area will just appear and run it for me. Sounds like a foolproof plan to me. I'm serious here. What could go wrong?

I literally can't stop talking to my self 🙃 like wtf like I be having full blown conversations with my self for hours then I realize that I said sum dumb shi and now I'm parinoid that someone heard me wit super human hearing being able to hear me thru my walls 🧱 and I tell myself to stfu but I Caint I feel like I want to soew my mouth shut or cut of my tongue 👅 lmfao

Does anyone have any surefire ways of not testing dirty for urine or hair tests I'm in desperate need. And please don't say just quit lol it's a lil more complicated than that (rather not get into that)

Let me know what you chose and why you chose it. Explain the reasoning please ?

Any KC peeps getting fucked up rn

What should I expect and how should I go into it, I don’t mind shots, should I not be nervous or take a benzo the ease the mind! I smoke like every day and love to watch slam porn.

I been using on and off for 7 years but this has been to most consistent I’ve ever smoked , was clean for about two months last July - August but have been steady smoking every day since September 2024, roughly a 3.5 in 5 days give or take. Just found out they are drug testing every time at these classes I’m doing starting next Friday a week from tomorrow. Any hope if I stop now and sweat, consume insane amounts of water and orange juice plus eat consistently etc that I might piss clean? Or am I just fucked entirely?

Personally loved meth and molly. Lorazepam was aight. Tapentadol was trippy as fuck. Would like to do it with some ketamine , Bromazolam , or Kratom. What’s your favourite combo?

Have been starting the onboarding process with a new facility, and they chose to do a saliva test for their screen. Tested positive for amphetamines, but let them know I "take Vyvanse for my ADHD and will test positive" prior to taking test. Now employer wants to see photo of my Vyvanse bottle that doesn't exist. What should I do to finesse the process? HELP

Got lots like multiple hundred gs he needs to know how

Aquiring Amenities when starting over from scratch?

What has worked in the past when you move up everything and start over? Hanging around parked outside tobacco smoke shops, maybe thats too out in the open to draw attention? Any stories on situations that worked for you?

Note :Telegram area groups seem super sketchy.

I’ve heard time and time again from old men that say today’s Meth is not even comparable to the shit they used to have. I think I read once that lots of the chems needed to make the pure shit was cut back on development by the government to stop it. Now we get every chemical under the sink mixed into it. My main questions are was it a longer lasting high,did it burn when snorted,were the side affects less severe.

Look I know what I did. I know the cause, I smoked way too much in a short amount of time. I have a very dry cough, runny nose that just won't stop and pretty bad pain on the right side, I assume it's my lung.

Any cure or tips? I'm no expert by any means I just get spun from time to time.