r/pennsylvaniadirtyr4r
Guys, every day the mods have to remove dozens of posts from people that either fail to read the few simple sub rules, or who just choose to ignore them. These are the reasons 95% of posts get removed:
(1) Did your title state in brackets who is looking for who, like [M4F} ? You can describe yourself and be witty all you want, but if you dont tell people what sex you are and which one(s) you are looking for no one is going to answer your ad. Pretty basic info for a hookup ad.
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Thats why most posts get removed, and there are far too many to be able to send individual messages explaining why in detail like we did when the sub was smaller. We are here to help you find hookups, but y'all have to do your part too.
About me: In the Glenside area, close to the suburbs. 6’, 200 lbs, brown hair, green eyes, handsome, hung (7.5”), average build and lots of tattoos. Unable to host, but, I have a car and am down for car play/outdoors. NSFW pics on my profile.
I can host at my place.
Your job will be to fuck my ass and convert it into a manpussy while my wife watches.
Looking for a discreet, clean, dominant, semi-verbal man with decent endurance. Ages 18-40 only please.
Once the hole is presented, it is expected you will be dominant and take control. Roughness of the pounding required for converting the manpussy is up to you; however, this is not a BDSM encounter and use of lube is expected. We are looking for a cock size of 6-8 inches, absolutely nothing longer and ideally not smaller.
Dirty talk about "converting my manpussy, some men are meant to be bitches, no going back /never being the same, etc." is desired.
You MUST be D&D free, as we are. Bare fucking and cumming inside the converted manpussy is desired.
Wife will not be an active participant; she just wants to watch my hole get converted and pounded like a bitch. This is not a cuck encounter or a threesome. You should consider this a M4M encounter with a female observer. Anyone asking for her to participate or asking for photos of her will not be considered. Please respect this boundary.
Wife says the manpussy will need regular upkeep, so a successful conversion has the opportunity for regular meet-ups.
We will host at our house by the PSUA campus in Altoona, PA. Usually available after 9 pm most week nights and weekends with some other availability varying by week. You must be reliable and have your own transportation.
If not located in Altoona, must be willing to travel on shorter notice.
If interested, please DM with stats, anything you're interested in, and something that shows you actually read the post. Cock / body pictures are appreciated. We are discreet working professionals, so our face photos will not be shared over DM. Thanks for your understanding of this.
My stats: 31, 205 lbs, 5'6 dad bod, masculine, trimmed but not shaven. Her stats (again just watching): 32, 5'4 with a belly, med sized breasts, trimmed but not shaven.
I love women's asses. I don't just mean to look at, I love touching them, groping them, spanking them, sniffing them, fucking them, watching them wink and open; I love when women fart, when they have to go to the bathroom, when they're forced to hold it, when their stomachs grumble; I love kissing them, licking them, feeling them on my face, on my lap, on my body, around my fingers; I love everything about asses.
Some of those things require a bit of a dominant position, some require a pretty submissive one, some are just fun. By nature, I'm much more on the dominant side - as a matter of personality - so, despite this or that particular element, I'd prefer you enjoy that. Ultimately, I want to love your ass and have fun with that; it'd be awesome to come up with and experiment with every possible debauched thing we can, I'd love if you'd let your hair down and just get weird and dirty - I'd like to make a space for the filthy, raunchy, and strange.
So, if you'd enjoy having a kinky friend that's obsessed with your ass, let's chat and see what fun we can get up to.
A couple logistic and practical notes:
My wife is aware of what I'm doing, neither of us have any other partners. She's very open to kink, but this isn't something that feels right to explore with her, I want some special for that (hopefully you).
I have something of a stomach disorder, it makes it easier for me to host.
I'm 6'4", 190 lbs., white, blue eyes; short, dark brown hair. Athletic build. Eastern European features. I don't have a particular look I'm attracted to, I like everyone.
As for kinks, other than your ass, I'm into a lot of things, too many to list. If you like being submissive, I've got you covered, almost surely, and we can mix that into what we're doing (just because you're sitting on my face or I'm kissing your asshole in the moment doesn't mean you can't be my sub). If you have none power dynamics kinks or are more dominant, tell me more about what you're into - I'm very open and kink friendly.
Finally, please ask any questions, offer any suggestions, or anything else; I like very open communication and getting into things as opposed to dancing around (if you're shy, however, that's perfectly fine, just tell me).
And I’m hope you’re one of them. I’m looking for a younger woman who isn’t afraid of a rough time. I’m a switch, so it doesn’t matter who’s being rough with who. I just want one of those nights where we both walk away from it exhilarated and a little ashamed of how depraved we let ourselves get. Must be d/d free
Black Male… I would love to orally pleasure a woman and make her feel like her pleasure is the only thing that matters. There's nothing I love more than using my tongue for as long as required for a woman to get off as many times as she wants. (PLEASE NO COUPLES)
Looking for a casual hook up
Dm me
Hey there 36 white male chubby dad bod. Currently sitting at home bored and horny. I am 420 friendly. My weiner is about 7 inches i can cum multiple times and go many rounds i pretty open minded. I love giving creampies but open to other options. I am open to guys but I really don't like touching other weiners. Feel free to message i can host
Hey there! I'm a 20-year-old male right outside Philly who's been in the swinging lifestyle for about a year now. Im currently looking for a couple or friends with benefits arrangement. I'm open to exploring most interests and kinks, almost zero boundaries. When I'm not socializing, love urban exploring and hiking in my free time. If you're interested please let me know. NOT LOOKING FOR MALES, FEMALES AND COUPLES ONLY! Thanks :3
I’m a 42m, married 16 years, nearing dead bedroom status. My wife is my favorite person, but she knows I’m in need of more in the bedroom, so she’s told me to find someone. Her one rule: “Make sure she’s hot.”
I’m 6’0”, 170 lbs. with an average body and looks (shaved bald head).
I’m looking for an enthusiastic woman to suck and swallow me, hopefully leading to even more.
You:
I’m into oral, anal, cum play, rough sex, spanking, and recently ddlg.
Chat is good to reach me. I hope to hear from you.
Big time breast lover here, into all shapes and sizes. I love to tease, caress, and suck until you canât stand it anymore. If you are a breast play fan and want a little stimulation, reach out. Can't host, fine with cars, would love to slip into your back seat and feel you up from behind...
Title pretty much says it all, just looking to fuck or eat some pussy 😉 hmu in chat, I can host
Looking to have some fun times, I can drive preferably no too far.
Can't host
Please send cock photo in dm and foreskin and bbc to the front
I mean it's a start, right? Maybe show the best place to hang your clothes, then the best place to lay down. I think we can figure out some other stuff, too.
My fantasies about women are invariably cunnilingus-related...
I love the taste of pussy; it's like strains of honey, each sharing similar notes but each woman redolent of her own scent. I love finding the soft crevices in her femininity, discovering just what areas get her off, which tongue-strokes, exploring the rhythm of her orgasms, teasing her from one into her next.
It is said that for a woman giving a blowjob is actually a very dominant act; you're reducing someone to their cock, at your mercy, needing you. But for me, there is no greater feeling in the world than lying between a woman's legs, feeling her stomach muscles knot in orgasm, flicking your tongue and feeling her whole body heave up in response. It is pure sexual power.
I mean, I do love the blowjob as well - and every woman has her own style. But I think, in the end, it's that it's too easy for me to fantasize about anonymous blowjobs. A mouth is like another, and while I can envision the pretty face at the end of that mouth, it's all about my pleasure. I can map my pleasure onto anyone.
Your pleasure, though? That's a special bond between you and me. I'm going to kneel between your legs and map out your sighs, discover what your skin tastes like under my tongue. I'm going to see how wet you get when I slide my fingers in, feel the stiffness of your clitoris hardening beneath my ministrations, feel how you respond when I slide my palms up your belly to pinch your nipples. I'm going to see whether you fight the orgasm with gritted teeth and strained muscles until I haul it shrieking out of your body, or whether you cum easily and will quiver to my every movement as I conduct your delight with my tongue.
And that's all dependent on your body. If I'm interested in you, there's a part of my brain that's trying to calculate whether you'd want my teeth at the nape of your neck, how you'd respond if I grazed my fingernails along the insides of your elbows. And if we kiss, I'm noting how you respond to my tongue, knowing that how you like to be kissed on the mouth is often how you like to be kissed on your sweet pussy, because I know that no two women are alike. That's why I'm so eager to explore. It's you. That's inseparable. I want that. I need you.
And if you need this, you know what to do.
5'9, very slight dad bod, D/D free, w/ proof