r/randomactsofmuffdive

Based on community feedback, we've added the following rule:

r/RandomActsOfMuffDive is a unique space dedicated to orally pleasuring women. There aren't a lot of places where the focus is women's pleasure, and we are very protective of our culture.

Our loyal muff-owning members have repeatedly told us that they feel posts that mention dicks, and especially dick size, are not in keeping with the mission of this sub, which is to orally pleasure pussies -- not to fuck them.

As a result, posts that mention dicks, reciprocation or sex will be removed.

We fully realize that some of our members may be interested in reciprocating, having sex, and may desire that their diver be hung, but this should all be discussed privately in the DMs, preferably after she's let her interest in one of these be known

Hey r/RandomActsOfMuffDive!

In an effort to clean up the sub the mod team has implemented rules that will require POST TITLES to follow the already suggested title format. This is in an effort to make searching through posts easier, make the sub look cleaner, and help mods in their moderating efforts.

The format is not new but the structure is now REQUIRED and is as follows:

Age[Gender4Gender] #City - Text

ex: 29 [M4F] #LosAngeles - Test Title

You will find valid and invalid examples below. Hope this helps!

Cheers.

RCG

Valid Examples

Here are examples of strings that would match this pattern correctly:

Invalid Examples

Here are examples of strings that would not match this pattern due to incorrect formatting:

I’ve been so stressed taking care of others recently and I think it’s time someone took care of me. Looking for some clit sucking action, no reciprocation (I have braces, I promise you don’t want me going down on you haha) and maybe some cuddles afterward depending on the mood. Im bisexual and open to both men and women. Bonus if you are a bit on the subby side.

I’m 5’0” 65kg, short brown hair, fair skin, blue eyes. Can send photos after DM. I’m a healthcare worker during the day and afterwards I enjoy reading, painting and am involved with a dog rescue.

Send me a DM with a pic and a little about yourself. I’d love to meet for a drink and see how the vibes are. I’ve got some time free over the upcoming public holidays so would love to meet then.

Sooooo...I'm back again. Hopefully this time with less catfish side eyes men posing as women and the little thumbs in my inbox. I'm hoping for real life responders. I realize F4F is rare here...

Let's try again...WOMEN ONLY please😉☺️.

Stressful times call for other measures, and I'm sure you want to get lost in a fantasy land as much as I do. Have you ever wanted an admirer that's a woman and that you can selfishly orgasm with? Or maybe you are bi-curious and want to safely explore your lesbian fantasies with another woman without your husband? Or maybe you just need someone to ask you how your day really went while worshipping your body with my tongue and no reciprocation? I've been told I'm quite charming and enchanting. Care to find out for yourself? 😏 Let's make a world of our own.

So about you: • A WOMAN and at least older than 25 • I need and offer full discretion as a married woman • Mostly daytime availability but some flexibility(?) • You're open to communicating and verifying via Telegram app • Can host

If any of these pique your interest please shoot me a DM. Send a message with your favorite heart emoji and something that makes you wet or heart flutter so I know you read it all.

P.S. I've posted before and have had some in-person successes.

DMV. NOVA. DC. MD.

I work a very high stress job, need only one thing, and keep myself in good shape with a pole in the bedroom. Looking for someone who loves to suck on tits and eat good pussy.

Edging and long sessions are a desire to really release tension and I’d enjoy having someone local who could become a regular part of my relaxation and release/care without stress. I ask is you be STI/STD/and otherwise drama free.

If this interests you, please message me.

about me: i’m 28, 5’7, black, about a size uk12.

i know what i like in a man. i’m looking for someone who truly loves pleasuring women.

i like an intelligent man who is respectful, quietly confident, will take the lead, a gentle dominance but rough passion. you take the time to explore my body and what makes me squirm.

i’d like to meet first for a drink to see if there is a spark and an attraction.

What I love about pussy eating isnt just the pure act of eating pussy, to me its all about the pleasure of the woman. Thats why I need a woman to get really off on being licked. and I dont mean in a foreplay way, I love women who are really obsessed with pussy eating! I love women who want ONLY pussy eating and have no interest in penetration, who dream of being licked all day, who watch porn or pussy eating, think of pussy eating all day long. I love women who have a very unhealthy obsession to cunnilingus 🥰

To make it even more extreme, i love women who have no interest at all in making a man orgasm or even have no interest in male genitals at all. Women who are obsessed with cunnilingus and totally selfish in bed are so amazing!

I also love when a woman is totally obsessed by her own orgasms! When she masturbates a lot, when she loves her orgasms and is proud of cumming. Its so hot when a woman orgasms right in my face, and she is totally turned on by seeing her own pussy just cum on my face.

And when she even hates the idea of the man cumming and want him to stop cumming so he can totally focus his energy on her pussy eating obsession, then I instantly fall in love with her haha

Huge bonus points if you are a misandrist :)

I am 43 years old, normal build and got brown curls and life in Hamburg, Germany. I am very nerdy, I love science and all kind of nerdy stuff.

Me - 5’8 155lb, thin/athletic, White, brown hair/brown eyes (body pics in profile)

You - NYC area F or FTM squirter

I can host in bay ridge Brooklyn (or travel). Lay back and relax as I burry my head between your thighs, licking your clit repeatedly while fingering you and catching every drop of squirt in my mouth 👅💦 don’t hold back, I can handle it :) I have face pics I can share in dms. Also I have a waterproof blanket!

see below link for a review of my tongue skills https://www.reddit.com/r/RandomActsOfMuffDive/s/39Oaa5ZfcV

Hello to the wonderful women of London and beyond

If you're someone who delights in being truly appreciated, who enjoys connection, affection, and maybe even being worshipped a little (or a lot), then we might just get on wonderfully.

I’m a guy in my early 30s, 179cm, Mediterranean background with a slight accent, and I’ve been living in the UK for many years now. I’m warm, articulate, respectful—and very much a giver.

For me, there’s honestly nothing more arousing, beautiful, or satisfying than giving pleasure through intimacy. I love going down on a woman—truly. Not as a means to an end, not for performance, but because I’m fascinated by every unique response, sound, and breath. It's an art form I never get tired of exploring.

But more than anything, I’d love to meet someone who enjoys being cherished and deeply pleasured without pressure, expectations, or agenda. Just honest chemistry, clear consent, and shared delight.

We can start with a conversation. If we connect, maybe a coffee or a drink, and if the vibe is right—see where it leads. No rush, no pressure.

If you’re a woman who loves receiving and wants to be with someone who genuinely loves giving, then I’d be honoured to hear from you.

I'm sure you want to know a bit about me so here it is: I'm 25m, 5'9 and 145 Ibs, decent body, not muscular or fat just normal. Slightly muscular arms, pretty eyes and a cute face.

Whether you're visiting Salt Lake or living here, if you're feeling like you need to be eaten feel free to reach out. I love going down on women and hearing them moan as they play with my hair. It makes me feel great when I make someone cum by eating and fingering them.

I simply want to enjoy pleasuring you.

I can host or come to you, but before anything happens I'd like to exchange verifications and meet somewhere public first.

Ever wanted to pee or squirt on someone's tongue but haven't had a willing partner? I'd love to be in between your legs! In general I'm a huge pleaser, I love to make others feel good, and would love to listen to what you need to make you feel amazing.

Physically I'm over 6' tall, lightly bearded with a shaved head. A bit chubby dad bod, a bit athletic. Can manhandle you if that's your kink, also great for cuddling up with. Hairy, pretty much everywhere besides the top of my head lol, but think I wear it well.

Very open and kink friendly, willing to travel a bit if you think we're an amazing match but just slightly out of the stl or illinois area. Feel free to open up a chat if you're interested, I'd love to hear specifically what you're looking for. Happy to exchange pics or other verification.

If this is still up, I'm still available!

I'm 26m from Manchester, clean, single, muscular shredded build with lots of veins, and professional.

I can host as well as travel. Just lovee devouring a pussy. You can sit on my face while I eat you, or you can lean against the wall while I sit on my knees or you can crush my head between your legs on the bed.

Open to all sorts of arrangements - one off thing, regular thing, a couple hours or a long night of desserts.

Anything else feel free to ask me in DMs. I have done this before a few times.

I have the most attractive dad bod. Good hair for you to grip on to. Blue eyes you won’t be able to see because you’re sitting on them. A slight beard which may feel good on your inner thighs. I’m 6’ if I stand up straight, but we won’t be doing a lot of standing.

But, yeah. Incredibly horny (spring?) and eager to please.

Maybe we can have lunch too

Hey :) Are there any women in Norfolk (UK) or nearby on here? I would love to meet up for a muffdive! Giving oral is one of my most favourite things. I also eat ass if you're into that. No reciprocation would be expected. I want to make you feel great!

I'm 23 years old, 6'2" tall, caucasian (white), gym fit (pictures on my profile - NSFW warning), brown eyes, brown hair. I would say I'm very laid back, friendly and respectful. I take pride in my appearance, value my hygiene and smell great.

I'm looking for someone who is 18-40, has good hygiene, is ddf and also takes pride in their appearance.

Before meeting up I would like us both to exchange pictures and verify via video call/Snapchat or however you prefer.

If you like the sound of my post then you should get in touch via chat and introduce yourself :p

I'm looking for a woman that wants to lay back and enjoy being eaten out for hours. This is all about you and your pleasure, I don't need anything in return. We can start out by me giving you a nice massage and then ending with the most amazing oral you have ever had. I'm looking for either today or Friday, I'm available anytime today after 230 or anytime on Friday.

Offering a special erotic massage and muffdive experience for women. Through previous partners and friends, I've come to learn that time and time again, women are shortchanged when it comes to sex and pleasure. Whether it's the pressure to be 'performative,' or your male partner not taking the time to learn your body. If you have struggled to orgasm, or don't feel in touch with your body - I can help with that. As a pleasure dom, this is my main kink so I benefit from it too! I set up my space with a massage table, candles, and a music playlist to enhance the vibe. I'll use coconut oil, my hands, mouth, a wand vibrator, and lots of tease, body worship, ear whispering, and edging to bring you some of the best orgasms you've ever had :).

I can host near Beverly Hills. I have an optional blindfold, restraints, and a harness if you're into any of that.

Me: 5'8, fit, (body pic in profile), emphasize personal hygiene, experienced, actually know how to communicate, respectful of boundaries, test regularly.

You: Please be 18+, fit, clean.

Please message me with your age, height, location, a body pic, and favorite color so I know you read the whole post- Thanks!

50 wm, 5’10”, hwp, salt/pepper hair, brown eyes, hwp, italian/irish. Handsome and experienced pleaser looking to devour your pussy. Need someone to fuck my face and cum in my mouth. Can host or travel. Looking for asap. Rockville/Gaithersburg, MD area.

How long could you do it for? Grinding on my face, soaking my goatee and pillow, my hands on your ass. How long, and how many times could you cum from it?

Me: HWP loves curves, long hair, I have a shaved head, blue eyes, goatee, HWP with an insatiable oral appetite.

I’d love to get it whenever the urge strikes, which is often. However, I haven’t been able to find the right fella for the job.

My ideal diver works fr home, or has a very flexible schedule, practices good hygiene, ddf, & no beards, understands this is a muff dive only relationship, +- 35-50 yrs, oftentimes can host & big hands.

I’m a thicker girl (sz 16), long hair, 5’9, & super WAP.

Not in a hurry to make this happen because I’d love to find the right guy so we can make this an ongoing arrangement. 🌹

Edit: Portland, Oregon not Maine

Hey reddit! I’m 31 working professional & looking for a pillow princess! This rainy weather got me in a mood and I would love an all you can eat pussy cake 😋into pussy worship, face sitting, face riding and breast play!

Mixed, born and raised here, clean, sane, groomed, educated, hygienic, DDF, respectful, understand & believe in consent. I’ ve been told I smell good :) Looking for one time meetup or make it a regular thing if we vibe.

Love cuddles, binge watching Netflix. I enjoy hiking, travelling and new adventures. We can meet for drinks or coffee first if you prefer? Anywhere in and around Toronto works for me. I can host at a hotel and sometimes at mine.

Rainy season got me in the mood again, and I'm hungry AF. I would love the opportunity to eat you out and make you cum from just oral. I have a strong kink for pleasuring orally ;) I don’t mind if you’re a bit older or younger!! plus I have a thing for tats & piercings!!

27M, Latino 6’1’’, 160lbs

I’ve been fortunate to have made a few connections/friends exploring my sexuality, and I’m looking to start doing the same this year. Just looking for people to meet in order to enjoy providing oral pleasure and let go of some of post-work stress.

I’m down to chat some, talk about how we’d have our experience go, and generally see if we’re a good fit. If interested, feel free to send me a DM or chat.

Hello Ladies,

If you’re seeking a genuinely attentive man who loves nothing more than prioritizing your pleasure, you’ve found him. I’m in town for business, and nothing excites me more than spending my downtime making sure a deserving woman feels worshipped, desired, and thoroughly satisfied.

Available April 25th eve, or 26th morning.

About me: 38, semi-athletic dad bod, with strong arms (5'9”, 174lbs), caucasian, professional, meticulously clean, trimmed facial hair, recently tested (happy to share results), respectful, patient, and can either be submissive or dominant (switch) in the bedroom. My biggest turn-on? Knowing you’re completely fulfilled. I’m experienced, enthusiastic, and pride myself on stamina, attentiveness, and exploring exactly what makes you tremble.

About you: You can either set the pace and ride my face, or let me do all the work, as gentle or rough as works for you.

Preferences:

• Age range: 30-55 preferred, but not strict.

• Open to all ethnicities and body types; Curvy and BBW welcome and appreciated

• Kinky - a plus. I'll try almost anything once.

If this sounds like the kind of thoughtful, indulgent experience you’re craving, please reach out with:

• Briefly what you’re looking for

• Any particular boundaries or desires I should know about

Let’s chat, exchange photos, and build anticipation before we meet.

Looking forward to making your pleasure my priority.

34, white male, 6ft, 240lbs. Put on a movie, or binge watch a show while you put me to work between your legs. My personal record is just shy of four hours and I want to break that record so badly.

I live Northeast Houston, and can host, but I'm also able to travel, or hotel rooms are fine by me too!

I'm ready for my face to be your throne for as long as you want 😍

Tired, stressed, or just looking to relax? Like the title says, I’m looking to be your personal, on-call oral toy. Doesn’t matter if it’s a one time thing or a regular event, whenever you are in need of a muff dive I’ll be there. Be it bushy or bald, I strive to satisfy.

I’m in Killeen, TX but am willing to go just about anywhere in central Texas. I work during the week but I’m free most every weekend.

Shoot me a message and we’ll set something up

Greetings! Thanks for taking the time to read my post. I've had some recent successes that have inspired me to open my attentions to a potentially wider audience, and would try posting rather than solely responding.

I'm looking to offer my humble services to those in the greater Melbourne (Australia) area. I enjoy the euphoria of a job well done and helping someone else feel fantastic, and letting their stresses melt away. If you're needing a little stress relief, maybe I can help you.

I've received very positive feedback in the past, and I think it's safe to say we've always had a pleasurable time; but I'm mindful everyone is different. I love learning what works for each person. I'm experienced with quite a range of body types and people, and I think there's something to love in everyone.

I endeavour to be polite, respectful and considerate, and caring in diligent in my service. Physically, I'm 170cm and on the more plush side. I can travel most places in Melbourne, or I can host in the South East. I am also drug and disease free (I test quarterly). While it is part of the subreddit rules, I feel it serves repeating: I ask for no reciprocation. I just want to focus on your pleasure.

If that's something that you're looking for, by all means reach out to see if there's a comfortable vibe. I would love to hear from you, and I'd love to be of service.

Again, thanks for reading.

Hello,

I [6’7”, dad bod build] am a man that appreciates a full bush (underarm and leg hair is a huge plus too), and I love to show my appreciation by giving patient and deeply satisfying head until my face and sheets are thoroughly soaked.

Aside from that! I like to bake, do crosswords, get into YouTube wormholes, and drink espresso. I’m cute, well-read, sane, DDF, and can host or travel within the city.

Please include your favorite type of cookie in your response. Looking forward to hearing from you.

Hello 👋🏻 thanks for taking the time to read my shiity post English isn’t my best but I’m not dumb either lol :) I’m born and raised out here have traveled and moved out of the city but always been a city slicker lol I’m 5’11; bald(no hat fishing here), stay fit/active, and pretty much well rounded person currently my life has took a turn for the worst & now finally gained some confidence and giving this a shot to meet someone genuine and looking for the same situation as I am possibly relationship who knows but as of now would like to get to know someone and explore each others kinks nothing forced something real. I’m currently going to school about to graduate this year I’m very good with my hands so take a guess ;) love to go for hikes/ walks or chill at the park get centered with earth. I enjoy movies looking forward to the sinner and the one with Jason stathom he’s fucking bad ass. I really enjoy music so going out to small or large festivals is my thing but not a junky so let’s that straight lol. Super into watching anime big One piece fan but still haven’t had the courage to finish it currently stuck in wano arc lol and got really hooked on solo leveling craving a new EP already my most favorite anime since I was a kid which is a classic now is YU YU HAKUSHO (hope I spelt that right) I guess you can say I’m a bit of a fit nerd and kid by heart lol I believe treating others with respect so be kind and no bad vibes here just tryna enjoy life because that’s all we got is one so let’s make it right. If my post peaked your interest hit my inbox and tell me about yourself I’m down to exchange pics if we hit it off, have a blessed night oh I forgot to mention one thing I am currently misplaced long story but will explain so my living situation isn’t ideal but I can travel to you or meet up somewhere in public so things are done right

Just got out of a 8yr relationship tryna get back in the game enjoy life and make some amazing memories been approximately 1year and some change that I had fun especially eating someone out watching them enjoy every lick as your soul leaves your body :)